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What We’re Reading: On The Bandwagon

// June 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // Football

We were so close to dropping a fire Bob Bradley piece but decided to wait for the Egypt result. Good thing now that the USA has found it’s spine (and formation with two strikers). So now all is well at the Never Famous compound, at least until the Brazil v USA  Confederations Cup final on Sunday.

Estudiantes beat Uruguay visitor Nacional 1-0 in the Copa Libertadores semifinals on Thursday.

Thierry Henry considers MLS switch. Unfortunately he thinks he wants to play for NYRB.

“Irreplaceable” Franck Ribery not for sale, insist Bayern. Which really means Real Madrid, Barac, and Man U need to raise their offers. He’ll been gone by the end of summer.

To fill Confederation Cup stadiums, tickets are given away. I wonder now that the dream final of Spain v Brazil is a no go, if the ratings and ticket sales will plummet for the cup final on Sunday?

QUESTION: Are Conservatives More “Anti-Soccer”?

Satan’s Instrument? The Vuvuzela and Noisemaking in World Football. Just in case you’re wondering why all the Confederation Cup games sound like they’re being played in a hive of killer bees.

Ronaldo is too girly for Paris?? Ronaldo your penis will thank you later.

Video: Cristiano Ronaldo x Paris Hilton Oh No!

// June 11th, 2009 // No Comments » // Lifestyle

CRon has already been enjoying his holiday in LA and throw in the fact that he’s about to become the most expensive footballer in history and it sounds like the dream vacation. Now we’re all for making it rain ($20k champagne bill) but damn son! Paris Hilton!! I could think of million ways to celebrate before getting to “smash Paris Hilton” on my list. Right before that in fact would be “hit dick with hammer until I pass out from the pain”.

Paris and Cristiano caught snuggling up in posh club MyHouse. A friend close to Paris said Ronaldo wanted her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, and that was it hooked. Cristiano and Paris were all over each other the entire night!

His table needed every waitress in the building to service them large quantities of alcohol, and he spent in excess of $20,000 on champagne and drinks,” said an onlooker.They eventually headed back to her sister Nicky’s house.

Oh man I hope Real Madrid’s doctor is still in town.

[Via Box Office Football]